A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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hi

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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