A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

I dont no the difference between their and there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Two girls are sitting quietly.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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