A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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matt shut up

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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