Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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