What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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The 80's

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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JFK

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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