Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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matt shut up

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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