- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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