Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Mitch

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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