What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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