A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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