Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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KSI

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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