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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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