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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Anti Joke

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