Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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