What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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7>6

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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