Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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the battle of waterloo

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Starter clothing

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alert("The Game");

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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mooooh im a cow

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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