A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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The NHL playoffs

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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