A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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