Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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the WNBA

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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