Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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4/20.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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