Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Poverty.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What's 6+2? 16

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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