why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Passing by

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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