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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

Anything Dane Cook says

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Allie said yesssssssss!

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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