What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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