how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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matt shut up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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