Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Woman.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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