How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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