How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Deadly cancer.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Minecraft.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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