Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Womens rights.

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