What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

knock knock who's there police

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Women have the right to vote.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

The game!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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