What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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knock knock who's there police

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Women have the right to vote.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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