How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Gorden Brown.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

thumb_up thumb_down -12

SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

this is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call gingers ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

(Put joke here)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops