- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A black man in a country bar.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your time.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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