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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.