A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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