Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Chrissy is funny.

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BOOBALANBOO

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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