What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Like if you like big tits.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Yes!

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

terry stockton is straight

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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