i cant think of one.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What just hit my face? The floor

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What's the difference between a duck?

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What is 9 + 10? 21

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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