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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Their, they're, there You're, your

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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