i cant think of one.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What is 9 + 10? 21

knock knock Labrinth come in

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