What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Anti Joke

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