There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Are you Drew?

It smells like triangles in here.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Shit!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Yo mamas so fat

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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