Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I am a n1gger.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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