What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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An asian without a future.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A women president

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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