Bake until golden at 375

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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