- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Guess What! HI!

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

? I hate niiggers ?

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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