How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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This is an anti-joke.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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knock, knock come in

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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