Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

2 women were sitting quietly

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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