Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Anti Joke

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