A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Anti Joke

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