How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Women have the right to vote.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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womens rights

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Welcome to die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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