Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Anti Joke

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