- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What's the difference between a duck?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

I am a n1gger.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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