- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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