This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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poo is yummy

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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