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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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