What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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ecks! why zee?

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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what do you watch ? a tv

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