A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Soccer...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Drunk irish man

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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