- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

I'm gay. No homo.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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